Technicly Spam, however I offer you a poem about cheese

As per a truth or dare thread on another forum (zenhex.com) I am on, I am required to attempt to recruit someone using a poem about cheese. I do apologise for intruding, however I saw the word geology on your forum and it made my decision to 'spam' here /geologist. Aaaanyway I promise y'all a poem about cheese so here it is:

Brie my love; a match edam in heaven,
Milk got stale, but with curds and whey...
we can be tastey, and better stilton,
as long as you throw, that smegma away.



Thank you very much for you time.